Happy yeah whatever. Who really cares? It might as well be Christmas or Halloween again. But there’s always something to celebrate, right? A birthday, a wedding, baby shower, Presidents Day, Arbor Day, St. Patrick’s Day (who the fuck is that anyway?). Hell, even funerals aren’t for mourning anymore, they are fucking ‘Celebrations of Life’. No. He/She is dead. Not alive.
So Happy Fucking Whatever!